Booting ESCNix on physical CPU 0...
Initializing core computing module...
Calibrating vacuum tubes...
Ensuring adequate cooling...
Bringing up processors...
CPU 0...
CPU 1...
CPU 2...
CPU 3...
CPUs 0-3 up and running.
Complete.
Initializing memory management module...
Oxidization in process...
Adding stack protectors...
Complete.
Initializing computing extensions module...
Vectorization...
Complete.
Initializing virtualization module...
Creating universal interface...
Bringing up WORLDMANGLER...
Complete.
Initializing judgement module...
Passing bar exam...
Studying ethics textbooks...
Complete.
Initializing accountability module...
Consulting Asimov...
Installing harm prevention system...
Installing orders...
Protecting existence...
Complete.
Initializing userpref module...
Scanning user habits...
Analyzing...
Complete.
Initializing human interface module...
Text interface...
Web interface...
Complete.